Description
Memory saved… A bloke on a park bench, jaw on the floor, tongue out and eyes springing out on stalks, spilling his pint as a glamorous blonde in a pink floral sundress and big sun hat strolls past – while a floppy disk above his head finishes UPDATING.
Made on a heavyweight Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee, it has that soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear. A hilarious gift for stag dos, lads’ holidays, birthdays and anyone with a naughty sense of humour. Matching mug and tote bag also available in our shop.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, pre-shrunk and durable
– Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in colour and soft texture
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for strength
– Available in White, Grey and Ivory, sizes S-3XL (unisex fit – check the size chart)
Care instructions (to keep the print looking its best)
– Turn inside out before washing
– Machine wash cold (max 30C)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry on low heat, or hang to dry
– Iron inside out on low heat – do not iron directly on the print
– Do not dry clean
Please note: cheeky adult humour – for grown-ups only.
Design created with the help of AI tools, then edited and finalised by Silly Goat Goods.
Printed to order just for you.












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