Description
★ PRINTED & POSTED LOCALLY ★
UK orders are printed and posted here in the UK. Orders to the EU, USA, Canada and Australia are printed and posted within those regions too, so delivery is quicker and cheaper.
(Etsy may say “Sent from: United States” – that’s just a setting on Etsy’s side. Unless you’re in the US, your order won’t come from there.)
Flatlining… until the coffee kicks in. A retro mug with a heartbeat line says it all: dead inside, but caffeinated. A funny tee for coffee lovers, tired mums and dads, night-shift workers and anyone who isn’t a morning person.
Made on a heavyweight Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee, it has that soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, pre-shrunk and durable
– Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in colour and soft texture
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for strength
– Available in White, Grey and Ivory, sizes S-3XL (unisex fit – check the size chart)
Care instructions (to keep the print looking its best)
– Turn inside out before washing
– Machine wash cold (max 30C)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry on low heat, or hang to dry
– Iron inside out on low heat – do not iron directly on the print
– Do not dry clean
Design created with the help of AI tools, then edited and finalised by Silly Goat Goods.
Printed to order just for you.












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